Super Ninja's

We Gemini's are thought to be impulsive by nature, a customer profile perhaps most sought by telemarkerters;
"Hi Mr Rose Eater, I'm Chang, calling from the ..."
"Fuck off and Die, Shit face" #Click#...

Hows that for Impulsive!!! I could have said "eat shit and Die". Decided to mix it up a bit. I'm that kind of guy.

Anyhow, my buddy Ash gave me a call the other day to 1; welcome me back home and 2; see if I wanted to play vollyball as a ringer for his team (the Super Ninja's). My impulse got the better of me and I said yes, turns out it the game wasn't until 9pm. I'd been back in the country for 2 days.
But it did sound like crazy ass fun and beer was sure to be involved and possibly volleyball. I said yes, I will be a Super Ninja. I didn't tell him I haven't played Volleyball since the 80's, as that may have hurt the ambience of camerardiry.

I won't give you a thrilling blow by blow account of the game, it was indoor vollyball not beach vollyball - nothing thrilling on the uniform side there. But I will expose a personality type I'm sure you'll find in every social sport leauge - Sport Billy-

Sport Billy is the kind of dickhead who doesn't think any of us should be there for either fun, the atmosphere or the promise of beer and Singstar kareoke. Oh dear me no, he's the kind of guy who chases every point, he's a colied spring of action, who could've made it big (if only there weren't people out there with actual talent) but is instead playing in a d grade social comp.
My friends, I met such a guy on that night of Volleyball.
He was a tool.