What will 2009 hold for us? Bare in mind that we are now only 3 years away from 2012 the so called end, according to the Mayan calender. Will 2009 have any portents? What signs should we watch for?
- The CERN LHC has not yet destroyed the planet, nor the solar system. Probably helped by the fact that their network was hacked within minutes of its going live...
- There have not been any zombie attacks, anywhere, at all. Still we should all review our Zombie Plans as a precaution.
- While QANTAS aircraft have been dropping out of the sky and crashing on the run way a lot, I suggest this is a reflection of Fu%^tard greedhead corporate management. As opposed to a portent of doom.
- Obviously the economy is in the crapper, but if you didn't see that coming a year ago - there is very little I, education or evolution can do to help.
- Possibly the most obvious sign of the lord of misrule is that a capable, young, black man got elected over an old monied up, conservative, white man (personally I am very impressed with the voting public in America).
Well the future is at our doorstep and we have to but step out to discover it. Take every one I will see back here next year!!
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Merry Christmas and Happy New year my man all the best etc.
I must disagree on one point Zombie attacks are frequent and getting more so every day, get bitten let your brain rot and you will never be a human being again... I think you have met a few of those
Hell - I have to teach many of them !
Dear Jack,
Very true. In my opinion though at this point in time these Zombies do have the law on their side. Consider this: You are alert for Zombie outbreaks, you're in a mall, you spy fat bloated brain dead people infesting the foodcourt, you act promptly by decapitating the undead, talk with police for a bit, surprisingly they arrest you and cancel your plans for a civic award, you met Big Tony your 'bi-curious' new cellmate...
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